Bush Speech Calls for Pull-Out from U.S. Economy

If only...

Bush Speech Calls for Pull-Out from U.S. Economy

Warning. Satire. (gotta love satire)

The nation’s chief executive will reportedly tell the American people that the government got involved in the U.S. economy under false pretenses, has mismanaged the effort from the beginning, and the president believes now that “the only way forward is backward.”

Wow. Some sense out of Washington.

The president will propose immediate reductions in taxes, regulation, government spending and federal bureaucracies.

If only...

Full fake article here.

Thanks to Scott Ott of Scrappleface.